Donald Trump and His Secret Love Affair with IPL and Cricket
When you think Donald Trump, you think: towers, tweets, controversies, and hair that defies gravity. But what if we told you that the former U.S. President has a not-so-secret crush on cricket—especially the masala-loaded spectacle we call the IPL?
Yup, it’s true. While Americans still confuse "cricket" with an insect, Trump has been secretly (and sometimes not-so-secretly) vibing with India’s favorite religion: IPL.
Let’s dive into the bizarre, hilarious, and totally Trumpian relationship between the Orange Man and the Orange Cap.
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| Donald Trump with Narendra Modi at India |
1. The Ahmedabad Affair – Namaste Trump, Hello Cricket
In February 2020, Donald Trump visited India and was welcomed like an IPL opening ceremony—with lights, dance, and more Modi hugs than one man should ever get. But what truly stood out?
Trump tried pronouncing “Sachin Tendulkar” and “Virat Kohli.”
It came out more like “Soochin Tandoolkar” and “Veerat Ko-lee,” but the attempt was appreciated. Somewhere in the stands, Ravi Shastri probably whispered, “trumpet of cricket.”
2. Trump’s Dream IPL Franchise: The Trump Tantrums XI
Word on the street (aka Reddit) is that Trump once told a reporter, “If I ever buy a cricket team, I’ll call it The Trump Tantrums. We'll win with style. Bigly. The best wickets. Tremendous players.”
We imagine the squad would include:
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Kohli as captain (for aggression)
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Chris Gayle as party manager
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Shoaib Akhtar just to scare people
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And Trump himself… opening the batting with a golden bat sponsored by Trump Towers
3. Trump’s Tweets on Cricket – The Threads That Never Were
If Trump were allowed back on Twitter (oops, X), his cricket tweets would be iconic:
“Virat Kohli plays with power. Very strong. I like strength. Weak players don’t make centuries. SAD!”
“Umpires need to make cricket great again. These wides are a DISGRACE. Total disaster. Believe me.”
“Just watched IPL. Tremendous hitting. Sixes bigger than the wall I wanted to build.”
Honestly, we’d pay to see him live tweet during a Super Over.
4. Befriending Kohli – The Bromance We Never Got
Imagine a diplomatic cricket match:
Team USA (featuring baseball rejects) vs Team India led by Kohli.
After the match, Trump walks up to Kohli and says, “You’re the Trump of cricket—controversial, aggressive, and everyone’s always talking about you.”
Kohli blinks. Somewhere, Rohit Sharma rolls his eyes. And the bromance begins.
5. Stadium Strategy: Build A Wall… Around the Stumps
In a recent imaginary interview, Trump was quoted saying,
“If I were a bowler, I’d just build a beautiful wall around the stumps. The batsman can't hit. No boundaries. Smart cricket. Very smart.”
Bumrah cried laughing. Ashwin started sketching fielding positions shaped like the White House.
6. IPL vs. NFL – Trump’s Cricket Conversion
During one of his many debates, Trump was asked: NFL or Cricket?
He reportedly said,
“Cricket. IPL is like the NFL, but better dressed. I like the uniforms. Very classy. Also, no kneeling. Everyone’s standing. Great respect.”
Hot take: Donald Trump prefers cricket because even the drinks break has more drama than a CNN debate.
7. If Trump Hosted an IPL Opening Ceremony
Picture this:
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The national anthem remixed with EDM
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Trump arriving on a golden elephant
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Commentators trying to explain Duckworth-Lewis to him mid-show
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Cheerleaders replaced with Trump impersonators
It would be the most-watched disaster in cricket history. And yes, it would still trend on Twitter India.
8. Trump’s All-Time IPL XI (as imagined by us)
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Trump (Captain, obviously)
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Virat Kohli (Because he’s “tremendous”)
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David Warner (For TikTok energy)
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Chris Gayle (Party chairman)
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AB de Villiers (The only one with logic)
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Andre Russell (Muscle for show of strength)
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MS Dhoni (To calm Trump down)
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R Ashwin (Strategic thinker)
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Jasprit Bumrah (The Yorker King)
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Shane Warne (For past controversies)
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Shoaib Akhtar (To scare CNN)
Coach: Kanye West
Team psychologist: Elon Musk
Final Over Thoughts: Trump’s Cricket Love Is No Joke (Okay, It Is)
Whether it’s his mangled cricket pronunciations or his imaginary tweets about Kohli’s sixes, Donald Trump’s love for cricket is as dramatic as an IPL Super Over on a Sunday night.
If Trump ever enters IPL officially, we’re getting fireworks, headlines, and probably… a Trump Tower at square leg.
Until then, let’s just enjoy the chaos from a safe distance—and hope he never learns how to pronounce “Dinesh Karthik.”
Drop your comments below, folks—Should Donald Trump own an IPL team? Or should he stick to golf and weird reality shows? 🏏🔥
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